The Dastardly Dollar Bill Art of Lord Thayer

Hello, my name is Thayer Helu, and I'm here to share my ever-expanding collection of dollar bill art, henceforth known as "dollarts".

Before we begin, I'd like a second to set the record straight: I do not deface any property of the Federal Reserve, nor would I ever do something as brazen as making a blog about it if I did; I find all of these on my commute to work. If that seems implausible to you, I would ask you how you manage to fit 30 feet of small intestine in your stomach.

And now on to the show.

This dollart features our 16th President as everybody’s favorite Madalorian and intergalactic bounty hunter: Boba Fett. Lincoln was likely chosen because of the irony of having a helmet that has clearly deflected a gun shot—a feature Lincoln’s top hat simply could not match. 

Our artist generally tries to incorporate a noticeable amount of the original portrait into the drawing, but it didn’t seem to work out very well this time (although if you look,  you can see Abraham’s right eye through the visor.) Also worth noting is that the coloring is a bit different on this one, and it incorporates more than one shade of the color green, implying that our mystery artist might have finally gotten tools of his own.

  1. mbradt reblogged this from lordthayer and added:
    This is what our currency SHOULD look like.
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