The Dastardly Dollar Bill Art of Lord Thayer

Hello, my name is Thayer Helu, and I'm here to share my ever-expanding collection of dollar bill art, henceforth known as "dollarts".

Before we begin, I'd like a second to set the record straight: I do not deface any property of the Federal Reserve, nor would I ever do something as brazen as making a blog about it if I did; I find all of these on my commute to work. If that seems implausible to you, I would ask you how you manage to fit 30 feet of small intestine in your stomach.

And now on to the show.

We haven’t seen much activity from our artist recently, but it seems he’s plotted a faith-leaping comeback in honor of one of this year’s biggest releases: Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. 

Now, clearly Booth was a Templar—one need look no further than this stunning, historically accurate picture for proof of that—but this begs the question: the Kennedys: Assassins or Templar? Something else to fathom, if your feeble mind can process this without being utterly crippled, is whether or not the bald eagle was truly a guardian of one of the Golden Apples, and is this information tied to their near-extinction in the late 19th/early 20th century? 

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